Haiku FridaySeptember 16, 2011 at 11:10 am | Posted in Haiku Friday, Transylvania | 11 Comments
Tags: Cars, Challenges, Dogs, Expats, Family, Humor, Neighbors, Poetry, Relationships, Romania
Local Color: Porsche Guy
Porsche Guy lives across
The street with his stick-figure
Blond trophy girlfriend.
He wears skinny jeans
And shirts that accentuate
His porc-fed belly.
He dumps garbage in
Our trash cans and tells his dog
To poop in our yard.
He greets repairmen
In tight Speedo briefs that … well …
Let it all hang out.
Sometimes, I swear I
Smell his cologne wafting through
The kitchen window.
Do you have a neighbor like Porsche Guy? Do you ignore him or report him? And do you greet visitors in your underwear??